Excuses! (A skit)

Some jokes

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Tea: Let’s enjoy some jokes. Tea: Asif why are you crawling into the class? Asif :- I am sorry teacher. But yesterday you warned me not to walk into the class late. So -------- Tea: Sharvari, you are regularly late to school. Don’t you feel ashamed? Why do your come to school so late? Sharvari :- I am sorry, madam. But on my way to school there is a road sign that says, ‘Go slow’ And ma’am you have instructed us to always follow what road signs say. Tea: Children Can you recall any such jokes. Student – yes ma’am I remember one! Teacher – Pappu your composition on ‘my Dog’ is exactly the same as your brother’s. Did you copy this? Pappu – No teacher, it’s the same Dog. Student – Teacher – could you please pay a little attention here? Student - Yes ma’am, I am paying as little attention as I can. Teacher – Very good! Now let’s learn meanings of some difficult words. 1)Nothing short of – nothing less than 2) Investigate – carry out a systematic search to discover truth about some incident. 3) Pavement :- a footpath on the side of a road. 4) Groaning – making painful sounds. 5) To deal with – to handle. 6) Vanished – disappeared 7) Growled – angry sounds made by animals 8) Budge – move 9) Lured – attracted to do something 10) Accounts for – reports what happened 11)Releved – no longer worried.